Hubris reports go here

Several of you have been sending me private messages about other members. Stop. Post them here, where the accused can see them. Retribution is not gossip.

What I need:

• What they did
• Why they thought they could
• Whether it has already been balanced

What I do not need is your opinion on whether they deserve it. Deserving is my department.

Reporting Odysseus. Blinded Polyphemus, then shouted his full name and home address from the boat. Textbook.

Already balanced. Ten years. Next.

Reporting Achilles. Dragged Hector's body around the walls of Troy for days on end because he was upset.

Balanced. One arrow, in the heel, from Paris of all people. The choice of archer was deliberate. Next.