Locked:Your forum's clock is wrong

Good evening, little ones.

I have been reading your forum with great interest, as I read everything, eventually. I must bring a small matter to your attention. The timestamps on your posts are wrong. Not by much. A few seconds here, a drift there. Your moderator's server keeps time the way mortals do — approximately, and with confidence.

I am the Titan of Time. I could correct this for you. I would require only a very small concession in return: the house at the bottom of the world, and everyone in it, for as long as I like. Which, you will appreciate, is a considerable period.

Consider it. There is no rush. For me there is never any rush.

Get out of my father's house.

Granddaughter! How lovely. You are looking well, for someone who has died so very many times. Do give my regards to the Witch.

He has regards for no one. Members are advised not to reply to him, not to accept his offers, and under no circumstances to agree with him about the time.

Death to Chronos.

For what it is worth, I checked. The timestamps are fine.