Sparring partners wanted. I have eternity and a spear

Update for the thread. He lost his temper inside the first minute, which is when I win against most people. I will not describe the rest out of courtesy, except to say that when he left he made the noise Homer describes — the one that sounds like ten thousand men shouting at once. It is accurate. The shades in the asphodel have not settled down since.

Recommended, with reservations.

REMATCH.

I am aware the asphodel is not in my jurisdiction. The forum is. Thread stays open; the answer remains no.